Writing a Book with no T’s or Y’s

Camp NaNoWriMo Day 3!

Every novel writing month I do, I seem to come across a new challenge that I’ve never seen before. Usually, it has to do with school or finding the most gigantic plot hole in existence, but this time around, I am putting the blame entirely on my laptop.

I’ve had my computer, affectionately dubbed Mr. Clicky, for over 7 years now, and it’s so old that it’s quite literally losing its pixels. The most recent problem came just in time for NaNoWriMo: a handful of keys on the keyboard have stopped working. This includes the letters t, y, and several numbers.

Not the easiest way to write a novel!

In case you’re wondering how I’m writing this post, I’m now fortunately borrowing an extra keyboard, but I’ve done my fair share of copying and pasting of letter t’s from Word docs.

This whole situation has gotten me thinking: this could be a great opportunity for an interesting writing exercise! Try to write a short story without using any t’s or y’s at all. And so that is exactly what I am going to do, in place of my daily writer haiku.

Once upon an age of old, a small hare lived in a meadow full of pale, colorless dandelions. He was a fierce fellow, ever romping across grass in search of meddlers and invaders. Clear dandelions were precious, he knew. One dandelion could fulfill a sizable wish. A whole field could forever shake a universe.

One morning, he was peering down and observing a worm crossing a delicious-looking piece of shrub when he saw grass around him begin shaking like no animal’s doing he had ever before seen. He rose and bared his mandibles, prepared for defending his land. All of a sudden, grass and shrubs circling him shook even more, and he was pushed over. Each fleck of dandelion broke free and flew above him, and he realized no animal was here besides himself. Hare panicked – he had never readied himself for Wind as a villain. In a final flash of comprehension, he huddled down and wished as hard as he could for each dandelion back whole and saved.

When he rose, his vision was full of dandelions back again – dazzling golden dandelions in place of colorless ones. Hare plucked one and made a much more sensible wish – for world peace. His meadow had become hushed and unmoving. He saw splendor – however, no more magic – in his flowers he guarded.

Phew! I never realized how tricky it is to avoid using words like “the” and “to.” Quite awkward, but possible. (Can I please count these words for NaNo? Pretty please?)

If you’re looking for a fun activity or want to take a break from your usual project, pick a letter and try writing a paragraph or two without it!

JuliWriMo Day 2: Breaking the Rules

I’m not one for following the rules – at least, not when it comes to National Novel Writing Month or Camp NaNo. And believe me, if you look for them, you’ll find many rules:

  • Write 50,000 words in 30 days
  • This means 1,667 words a day
  • But this should be a new project!
  • A novel!
  • You can’t start early but you can plan
  • Don’t touch that delete key
  • Block out that inner editor’s voice
  • Just get the words down, even if you find yourself describing your character’s bedroom rug for far too long…

Don’t get me wrong, I love NaNo – I’ve been doing it for 7 years and am a huge proponent for using it to better yourself as a writer. But not all of the rules are going to work for you, and nor should you force them to.

For instance, the “rule” that your NaNo project should be a completely new one just isn’t my thing. And I realize that. When I have a novel idea, I ponder it and love it and live it for ages. Sure, I can write the first draft in a month (if you haven’t done this before, trust me, it’s not as hard as it sounds!). But six months later, I will realize that I need to rework my draft or take my novel in a totally different direction, which requires rewriting. And if I started a new project three times a year, I’d have a whole bunch of unfinished manuscripts. So this month, I’m working on a novel that originally came from an idea 7 years ago. It’s gone through maybe 6 full revisions – completely different stories, really – and it’s my problem child. But I just can’t give up on it! NaNo and Camp NaNo 3 times a year gives me a set time and reminder to come back to this beloved project.

Another rule that might be better bent is that your project has to be a novel. I think the folks at nanowrimo.org have learned this, as there are now more options to announce your project as any length or type of writing. But when I decided to write poetry for Camp NaNo in April, there was no option listed for that. Poems take longer for me to write than novel pages. How do I quantify a word of poetry versus a word of fiction? Are poetry words worth more?

I ended up doing my own thing and deciding that valuing each poem as a whole rather than worrying about its length is what mattered for me. I think this is what it comes down to: do what works for you. NaNo shouldn’t feel restrictive; it should be a loose structure that encourages writing every day. Any writing is productive writing!

Writer life haiku of the day:

Oh, don't you mind me
I'm transcribing what you say...
You'll be in my book!

My current word count: 513 words (yeah, yeah, starting slow but still writing!)

Camp NaNoWriMo in July: A Procrastiwriter’s Outlook

Somehow it’s Camp NaNo again – here comes a month of scrambling to finish that novel I thought I would finish two years ago! If you know anything about me (or my blog name, for that matter), you know that this writer is not nearly ready. No, I did not stay up at midnight to get a head start with a couple thousand words, and I am not reclining comfortably now with the knowledge that I have nothing left to do today.

Instead, I just may have startled awake at 5am with my lights on and a laptop still playing a YouTube video. And I’m about to go to leave for my library job now, where I get to stare at shelves of books that have already been written. I haven’t even announced my NaNo project on the nanowrimo.org website.

I’m not proud of my procrasti-writer status, but it sure has its moments of convenience.

5 Things to Do When You Could Be Writing

  1. Trim your pet’s nails. Well, it has to be done!
  2. Go back and watch through all of your favorite Youtuber’s daily uploads from five years ago.
  3. Dust your ceiling fan. And when was the last time you organized the books on the top shelf? They would look really cool if they were organized by color!
  4. Plan the vacation you’ve always wanted to take but can’t right now. You never know, maybe you could set your next book in Maui.
  5. Sharpen all our pencils. When you do have the urge to write, you will be ready!

I’m not completely sure why I’m sharing this list on the first day of Juliwrimo (aka Camp NaNo in Jul). I’m supposed to encourage and fill with excitement both you and myself for the month ahead! If anything, perhaps it can illustrate how we can make up any ridiculous excuse not to write. So sit back for 15 minutes and write!!

Last Camp NaNoWriMo in April, I wrote and posted one quarantine-themed poem every day. This month, I’m focusing on my beloved novel in progress and writing the 40,000 words i will take to finish it. However, a little something to keep me accountable in my blogging: as always, I’ll be blogging every day this month, but in each day’s post, I’ll include a haiku about life as a writer. (Haiku = less time rhyming and more time for my novel!)

No writing today
Hey, I have the best excuse:
Cat on the keyboard.